{"id":20,"date":"2011-05-16T08:00:25","date_gmt":"2011-05-16T12:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/?p=20"},"modified":"2011-05-15T16:48:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-15T20:48:18","slug":"waffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/2011\/05\/waffles\/","title":{"rendered":"waffles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(a story written by Ginger H., as told to W.C.)<\/p>\n<p>Once upon a time there was a chipmunk who liked waffles.\u00a0 Then, one morning, when he woke up he said, &#8220;I want a waffle with strawberry sauce and bacon.&#8221; So he got up out of his bed, grabbed a scarf and headed out of the door.\u00a0 On his way to the waffle store he met a cat.\u00a0 She was looking for waffles too.\u00a0 So they went to look for waffles together.\u00a0 They finally found the waffle store and took every single waffle in the store and ate them until they were fat.\u00a0\u00a0 THE END<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(a story written by Ginger H., as told to W.C.) Once upon a time there was a chipmunk who liked waffles.\u00a0 Then, one morning, when he woke up he said, &#8220;I want a waffle with strawberry sauce and bacon.&#8221; So &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/2011\/05\/waffles\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[5],"tags":[10],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales","tag-ginger-hedgehog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/saDZv9-waffles","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions\/28"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/gazette\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}