{"id":101,"date":"2006-03-08T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/2006\/03\/08\/the-magical-flavor-of-energy-drinks\/"},"modified":"2006-03-08T16:48:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T16:48:00","slug":"the-magical-flavor-of-energy-drinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/2006\/03\/08\/the-magical-flavor-of-energy-drinks\/","title":{"rendered":"the magical flavor of energy drinks"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t want you to come away from this blog without some entertainment, so here’s a section from Mark Morford’s recent editorial, Tab Energy Drink Kills You Dead<\/a>:
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Caffeine, of course, is key. It is our favorite drug, meth for the masses. A basic can of Coke has about 45 mg of the world’s most beloved drug. A good cup of strong coffee has about 80 milligrams. The average sickly sweet, fizzy energy drink, from Tab Energy to Monster to Liquid Ice to Rockstar, has anywhere from 100 to 200. And they all taste like some nasty Frankenstein inbreed of liquefied Skittles, road chalk and the blood of dead moths.<\/span> <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

… the blood of dead moths, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t want you to come away from this blog without some entertainment, so here’s a section from Mark Morford’s recent editorial, Tab Energy Drink Kills You Dead: Caffeine, of course, is key. It is our favorite drug, meth for the masses. A basic can of Coke has about 45 mg of the world’s most… Continue reading the magical flavor of energy drinks<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p75BYE-1D","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":57,"url":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/2007\/12\/03\/call-for-a-renewable-energy-standard-in-michigan\/","url_meta":{"origin":101,"position":0},"title":"Call for a renewable energy standard in Michigan","date":"December 3, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"This email came in from Jeannine Palms:Let's make a difference! By signing this petition, we can stop new coal plants from coming to Michigan and polluting our air, lakes and streams.Join me in telling your legislator that coal plants are just dead wrong for Michigan.http:\/\/progressmichigan.org\/page\/s\/cleanenergyI understand that we currently will\u2026","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":34,"url":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/2008\/07\/18\/the-demise-of-the-carbon-age\/","url_meta":{"origin":101,"position":1},"title":"The Demise of The Carbon Age","date":"July 18, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"\"I challenge our nation to commit to producing 100% of our electricity from renewable energy and truly clean carbon free sources within 10 years.\" - Al Gore","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":79,"url":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/2007\/04\/23\/baaah-baaah-screen-saver\/","url_meta":{"origin":101,"position":2},"title":"Baaah Baaah screen saver","date":"April 23, 2007","format":false,"excerpt":"Electronic sheep, you served me well. Your ever changing patterns mystified me. I must bid thee farewell, for your energy eating ways.","rel":"","context":"Similar post","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":164,"url":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/2009\/11\/27\/northville-winery-crimson-dew\/","url_meta":{"origin":101,"position":3},"title":"Northville Winery Crimson Dew","date":"November 27, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"My brother Jon made the label for a new drink being produced by Northville Winery - which is housed in Parmenter's Northville Cider Mill.We recently had a bottle and it was surprisingly delicious.\u00a0 I'll be having more I hope.His longtime friend Rob helps run the winery, as well as the\u2026","rel":"","context":"With 1 comment","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heartwoodcollective.com\/infolantern\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}